[Mkguild] Fwd: Just having some fun...

[Hallan Mirayas]

Please tell me you're going to post this to the forum for posterity, Tatsus=
hu. :)

Hallan

> Date: Sun, 12 Oct 2008 11:12:40 +0700
> From: tatsushu at gmail.com
> To: mkguild at lists.integral.org
> Subject: [Mkguild] Fwd: Just having some fun...
> =

> (This went through my head while visiting zoos down under...)
> =

> "NEXT!!"
> =

> "Alright, number 422, your name is..."
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> "Bruce!"
> =

> "Right.  Bruce.  Okay, looking here I see that you are trying out as
> an 'underrepresented' morph species... I'm sorry, Bruce, but we have
> several dog-morphs."
> =

> "No worries, mate, I'm a dingo!"
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> "A dingo... okay.  Aussie--so you're a marsupial, then?"
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> "No way!  I'm the largest land predator in the outback!"
> =

> "Umm... okay.  Sorry."
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> "No worries."
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> "So let's try a little improv.  Here's one.  You're in Keeptowne, and
> the Duke has sent you with an important message to deliver to Misha.
> As you are rushing through the courtyard, you run into an old friend,
> who waves to you.  Alright?  Go."
> =

> "G'day mate!  Sorry can't stop t' chat, but the Duke has me flat out
> like a lizard drinkin' at the moment."
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> "Wait, wait, wait.  Cut.  Cut.  What's all that?"
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> "I'm just sayin' I'm busy."
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> "Well, can you just say that without all the slang.  This is more a
> northern European flair we're going for."
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> "By crikey, if I don't speak like an Aussie, how will they know I'm a din=
go?"
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> "Look, I'm sorry I can't help you if your just a wild breed of dog
> brought by humans across the Torres strait."
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> "Maybe I could wear a hat!"
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> Sigh.  "Next!"
> =

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