[Mkguild] Fwd: What might have been...

[C. Matthias]

At 12:52 AM 7/2/2011, Azariah Wolf wrote:
>On request from the chat, where people were discussing possible 
>"Jack Sparrow" characters, here's the little noncanon story i worked 
>up a little while ago.
>
>-LurkingWolf
>
>-------- Original Message --------
>Subject: [Mkguild] What might have been...
>Date: Sun, 8 Mar 2009 21:54:09 -0400
>From: <mailto:a_lil_dudeinpr2 at hotmail.com><a_lil_dudeinpr2 at hotmail.com>
>To: MKGuild <mailto:mkguild at lists.integral.org><mkguild at lists.integral.org>
>
>
>Ever since Charles Matthias announced that he didn't want any funny 
>business surrounding the Duke's wedding, I have not been able to 
>keep myself from thinking what a loss this was.  MK has a lot of 
>humor in it, and it makes it all the more fun.  But alas, MK authors 
>can only wonder what might have been...
>
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>
>"All rise for the Duke of Metamor, lord Thomas Hassan, lord of the 
>northern midlands, ruler of the house Hassan, and Duke of Metamor 
>Keep.  Long may his banner wave!"
>
>"Let the record show that this, the 30th day of the month of 
>December, in the year 707 Cristos Reckoning, that this court has 
>convened to discuss the case of one Jacob Sparrow, who is hereby 
>accused of twenty-eight counts of comic mischief in and around the 
>festivities surrounding the Duke's wedding, with ancillary charges 
>including but not limited to: Arson, impersonating a knight of the 
>Red Stallion, impersonating a diplomat of the Southern Midlands, 
>impersonating the Duke, impersonating a priest of the Holy Order of 
>the Ecclesia, disturbing the peace, and resisting arrest.  How does 
>the defendant plead?"
>
>The bird in the defendant's box ruffled his feathers a moment and 
>replied, "On my knees, if I had any, sir."  He then promptly burst 
>out laughing.

LOL!  That is cute and hilarious. :-)

I'd add it to our noncanon list. :-)

May He bless you and keep you in His grace and love,

Charles Matthias 


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