<html xmlns:v="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" xmlns:o="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" xmlns:w="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:word" xmlns:m="http://schemas.microsoft.com/office/2004/12/omml" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40"><head><META HTTP-EQUIV="Content-Type" CONTENT="text/html; charset=us-ascii"><meta name=Generator content="Microsoft Word 12 (filtered medium)"><style></style></head><body bgcolor=white lang=EN-US link=blue vlink=purple><div class=WordSection1>Now that's a great little scene! <o:p></o:p><o:p> </o:p><o:p> </o:p>Chris<o:p></o:p>The Lurking Fox<o:p></o:p> <o:p></o:p><o:p> </o:p><div><div style='border:none;border-top:solid #B5C4DF 1.0pt;padding:3.0pt 0in 0in 0in'>From: mkguild-bounces@lists.integral.org [mailto:mkguild-bounces@lists.integral.org] On Behalf Of Azariah Wolf Sent: Saturday, July 02, 2011 12:52 AM To: Metamor Keep Subject: [Mkguild] Fwd: What might have been...<o:p></o:p></div></div><o:p> </o:p>On request from the chat, where people were discussing possible "Jack Sparrow" characters, here's the little noncanon story i worked up a little while ago. -LurkingWolf -------- Original Message -------- <o:p></o:p><table class=MsoNormalTable border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td nowrap valign=top style='padding:0in 0in 0in 0in'>Subject: <o:p></o:p></td><td style='padding:0in 0in 0in 0in'>[Mkguild] What might have been...<o:p></o:p></td></tr><tr><td nowrap valign=top style='padding:0in 0in 0in 0in'>Date: <o:p></o:p></td><td style='padding:0in 0in 0in 0in'>Sun, 8 Mar 2009 21:54:09 -0400<o:p></o:p></td></tr><tr><td nowrap valign=top style='padding:0in 0in 0in 0in'>From: <o:p></o:p></td><td style='padding:0in 0in 0in 0in'><a href="mailto:a_lil_dudeinpr2@hotmail.com"><a_lil_dudeinpr2@hotmail.com></a><o:p></o:p></td></tr><tr><td nowrap valign=top style='padding:0in 0in 0in 0in'>To: <o:p></o:p></td><td style='padding:0in 0in 0in 0in'>MKGuild <a href="mailto:mkguild@lists.integral.org"><mkguild@lists.integral.org></a><o:p></o:p></td></tr></table> Ever since Charles Matthias announced that he didn't want any funny business surrounding the Duke's wedding, I have not been able to keep myself from thinking what a loss this was.  MK has a lot of humor in it, and it makes it all the more fun.  But alas, MK authors can only wonder what might have been... _______________________________ "All rise for the Duke of Metamor, lord Thomas Hassan, lord of the northern midlands, ruler of the house Hassan, and Duke of Metamor Keep.  Long may his banner wave!" "Let the record show that this, the 30th day of the month of December, in the year 707 Cristos Reckoning, that this court has convened to discuss the case of one Jacob Sparrow, who is hereby accused of twenty-eight counts of comic mischief in and around the festivities surrounding the Duke's wedding, with ancillary charges including but not limited to: Arson, impersonating a knight of the Red Stallion, impersonating a diplomat of the Southern Midlands, impersonating the Duke, impersonating a priest of the Holy Order of the Ecclesia, disturbing the peace, and resisting arrest.  How does the defendant plead?" The bird in the defendant's box ruffled his feathers a moment and replied, "On my knees, if I had any, sir."  He then promptly burst out laughing.<o:p></o:p><div class=MsoNormal align=center style='text-align:center'><hr size=2 width="100%" align=center></div>check out the rest of the Windows Live™. More than mail–Windows Live™ goes way beyond your inbox. <a href="http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windowslive/" target="_new">More than messages</a> <o:p></o:p></div> !DSPAM:4e0f4fa564331804284693! </body></html>