<p>Preface this by saying that it isn't particularly furry, but I thought it was worth sending out anyway.</p>
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<p><font size="3">The Intergalactic Transit Bureau had issued an advisory a few days before my transporter hop was scheduled to take me from earth to the Andromeda Core Worlds. It would not generally have been a problem, as the advisory was for the Alpha </font><font size="3">Centauri</font><font size="3"> local cluster, but my connections worried me. My first transporter hop was taking me in the wrong direction, just so that I could jump to the </font><font size="3">Centauri</font><font size="3"> Transit Hub, the largest Transit Gate hub in </font><font size="3">terran</font><font size="3"> jurisdiction. It wasn’t as though the other local transit hubs were unable to facilitate a Gate jump to my destination, it was just more convenient for someone. Don’t ask me who it was more convenient for; as far as I know, even the smallest of Hubs are capable of producing enough power in a day to light up three times more Gates as the surface of the planet could actually hold in the first place. Intergalactic transit had its established practices, however, and so I found myself in Alpha </font><font size="3">Centauri</font><font size="3"> A, the larger of the two specially </font><font size="3">terraformed</font><font size="3"> worlds that made up the Hub’s real estate.</font></p>
<p><font size="3">My first two Gate jumps went as smoothly as could be expected. It always worried me when the space folding components of the Gate system discharged power erratically, even though Hub personnel told me that it was natural and expected. At least I’ve never been in a </font><font size="3">foldspace</font><font size="3"> portal when the discharge was running all throughout it, threatening to breach and unfold the connected space, leaving the passengers floating in space wherever the portal had breached. The Transit Bureau insisted that </font><font size="3">foldspace</font><font size="3"> travel was safer than even the most innocuous private transportation options, but that didn’t explain why they closed everything at the first sign of a solar storm.</font></p>
<p><font size="3">And a solar storm was what the advisory was for. Proxima </font><font size="3">Centauri</font><font size="3"> was set to spew out light up at any moment, and the Transit Bureau was set to shut the Hub down whenever it became necessary.</font></p>
<p><font size="3">Apparently, that necessity came up sometime during my second jump, because my Gate Jump had been closed due to catastrophic circumstances.</font></p>
<p><font size="3">The rebooking line was unbelievable, but, to the credit of the Transit Bureau, they managed to process several billion requests in just a few months. The lady at the desk was extremely helpful, and she found me a new Gate jump only twenty years later than my original schedule. I sighed at the inconvenience, but it was the quickest way to my destination.</font></p>
<p><font size="3">The Jump was scheduled with another Carrier, so I had to take the interplanetary tram across the </font><font size="3">Centauri</font><font size="3"> B.</font></p>
<p><font size="3">The wait was an entirely different experience to the norm, and I decided to enjoy it as much as I could. The Bureau had set up accommodations for all delayed travelers. A hypercube with temporary living quarters was issued to the delayed travelers, and I found those accommodations comfortably furnished. The 50 foot cube apartment had a comfortable double bed and a small kitchenette. It would serve reasonably well until I could get back home, even though just looking at it made me realize how much better I had it than people who were forced to use military surplus hypercubes just to have somewhere to live. It would do for the twenty year wait, however. At least I wasn’t one of those who had a delay for a century. I had heard horror stories of such waits absolutely ruining family holidays.</font></p>
<p><font size="3">Thankfully, the people in my hypercube block had generally all decided to enjoy themselves as well, and before long we had struck up weekly meetings just to sit around and talk. It was almost like a microcosm of my neighborhood in Andromeda, even if the living quarters were uncomfortably sparse.</font></p>
<p><font size="3">In the end, we had to say our good-byes. It’s amazing how attached you can get to someone in so short a period as twenty years. We exchanged hugs, handshakes, and subspace telecommunication codes, promising that we’d call to see how our erstwhile neighbors were faring once they had returned home.</font></p>
<p><font size="3">The Jump to my home in the Andromeda system was uneventful, and I was happy when I finally stepped out of the </font><font size="3">foldspace</font><font size="3"> portal and onto my front lawn. Remembering something, I pulled out a miniature hypercube and activated it, checking on the temperature of the turkey inside. Thankfully, it was still cold. My mother would have killed me if my delays had cost us the Christmas meal she was planning. K-Zero deep freeze was a life saver.</font></p>
<p><font size="3">Although it was an inconvenience, I’ll probably still remember my Jump delay fondly. Sometimes you just have to smile and bear the things life throws at you. At least we don’t live in a universe where the Jump delays are millennia long. That would be a ludicrous state of affairs.</font></p>
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<p><font size="3">Some</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">math</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">for</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">you</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">here</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">at</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">the</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">tail</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">end</font><font size="3">: </font></p>
<p><font size="3">Assuming</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">one</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">billion</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">travelers</font><font size="3">, </font><font size="3">you</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">would</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">have</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">to</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">process</font><font size="3"> 7716 </font><font size="3">travelers</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">a</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">minute</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">to</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">finish</font><font size="3"> rebooking in </font><font size="3">three</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">months</font><font size="3">. </font><font size="3">Hope</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">you</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">have</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">a</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">lot</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">of</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">help</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">standing</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">by</font><font size="3">...</font></p>
<p><font size="3">Assuming</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">all</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">one</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">billion</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">make</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">it</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">home</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">in</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">twenty</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">years</font><font size="3">, 95 </font><font size="3">passengers</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">would</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">have</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">to</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">travel</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">every</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">minute</font><font size="3">.</font></p>
<p><font size="3">Given</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">a</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">century</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">of</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">delays</font><font size="3">, </font><font size="3">you</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">could</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">drop</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">that</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">to</font><font size="3"> 19 </font><font size="3">every</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">minute</font><font size="3">.</font></p>
<p><font size="3">Very</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">happy</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">I'm</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">not</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">at</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">the</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">Centauri</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">Transport</font><font size="3"> </font><font size="3">Hub</font><font size="3">.</font></p>
<p><font size="3">-LurkingWolf</font></p>