[Vfw-times] Disney Vs. TSA

[Oren Otter]

Ever notice how different companies have different ways of steering their
stories?  Let's compare the way Disney writes their stories with how it
would be done in the TSA.

Disney way:
Strange pulsar gives humpback whales the power to fly.
TSA way: 
Strange pulsar turns population of small Oregon town into flying whales.

Disney way:
Robin hood is a fox.
TSA way:
Robin hood is still a fox, but speaks often of his past as an assistant
manager of a pizzaria in New Jersey.

Disney way:
Briar Rose discovers that she's actually Princess Aurora.
TSA way:
Prince Phillip discovers that he's actually Princess Aurora.

Disney way:
Jaque and Gus Gus turn into horses to get Cinderella to the ball.
TSA way:
Cinderella and Prince Charming turn into horses just because.

Disney way:
magic mushroom turns Alice into giant.
TSA way:
...permanently.

Disney way:
Fagan's gang consists of dogs because he's always adopting pets.
TSA way:
They're not adopted.

Disney way:
Cinderella's coach turns back into a pumpkin.
TSA way:
Wicked Stepmother turns back into a pumpkin.

Disney way:
Ariel gets her wish to be a human.
TSA way:
Ariel gets her wish to be a sea otter.

Disney way:
In-canis corpore transmuto is a magic incantation.
TSA way:
In-canis corpore transmuto is a philosophy of life.

Disney way: 
Peter Pan whisks his new friends off to never-never land.
TSA way:
Peter Pan whisks his new friends off to that small town in Oregon
previously mentioned.

Disney way:
Boys come to Pleasure Island for the games and get turned into Donkeys.
TSA way:
Boys come to get turned into donkeys and have to endure the games.

Disney way:
Dance of the hours takes place in a palace courtyard.
TSA way:
Dance of the hours takes place in a SCABS ward.

Disney way: 
Glenn Close stars opposite Dalmation 102.
TSA way:
Glenn Close IS Dalmation 102.

Disney way:
Baloo the bear is altered for his role as Little John.
TSA way:
John Little is altered for his role as Baloo the bear.



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