[Mkguild] Just a funny little joke I wrote!

[Mark Ewing]

Just a little Joke I wrote a few years ago.
The Nasty Fridge

Here are 12 simple ways to tell you it's time to clean out the fridge.

#1 You can have an intelligent conversation with the Chilli.
#2 You have to chase the Meatloaf around before you throw it out.
#3 It unplugs itself and attempts to crawl away.
#4 There is no way to tell the difference between the Sour Cream and the
Chocolate Pudding. (They're both black).
#5 The Steak in the back sheds more than the dog does.
#6 The Orange Juice could double as rat poison.
#7 You could sign the contents of the fridge up as dependants on your Tax
Return(Not that that's a bad thing).
#8 The Mould has started to worship you.
#9 You can get more antibiotics from you bread than from the local Pharmacy.
#10 The Peas have achieved sentience
#11 You're not sure but there's a black blob in the back of the fridge that
seems to like you.
#12 The Military confiscates it as a biological weapon.

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Mark Ewing
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