[Mkguild] More Snail Tales!

[Kit]

Hey, Cutter isn't actually to blame for this one. Sadly enough, this
atrocity (hehe) was my fault. I told someone my cell phone number was
(314)159-2653 and when Bard heard about it, he was inspired to make this
story. Please forward all hate mail to me instead of Cutter :P

Kit

On Sat, Oct 18, 2008 at 11:38 AM, Mark Lowell <nighthawkmal2 at gmail.com>wrot=
e:

>  This story is really funny!
>
>
> On 10/17/08, Michael Bard <bard.michael at gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> As I recall, when Pythagoras found out about the Irration Number SQR(2) =
he
>> was not impressed.  Numbers are not irrational!  So, he buried it as a
>> classified secret of himself and his followers, the Pythagoreans.  So, t=
he
>> Secret Society that Roger is a member of, believe in the Sacred Oddness =
of
>> Irrationality, and hence consider SQR(2) a holy and secret number.  Thus
>> they are dedicated to calculating its absolute value (even though that is
>> impossible -- see "The Nine Billion Names of God") and then hiding it
>> away,
>> using Roger's shell as in impenetrable vault to maintain the secret.
>>
>> Damn you Fox Cutter for bringing Pythagorean madness to Metamor!
>>
>> Michael Bard
>>
>>
>> > Really strange and short story here. I wonder what the square roots are
>> though.
>> >
>> > -Kampkraft
>>
>>
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