[Mkguild] What might have been...

a_lil_dudeinpr2 at hotmail.com a_lil_dudeinpr2 at hotmail.com
Sun Mar 8 21:54:09 EDT 2009


Ever since Charles Matthias announced that he didn't want any funny busines=
s surrounding the Duke's wedding, I have not been able to keep myself from =
thinking what a loss this was.  MK has a lot of humor in it, and it makes i=
t all the more fun.  But alas, MK authors can only wonder what might have b=
een...

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"All rise for the Duke of Metamor, lord Thomas Hassan, lord of the northern=
 midlands, ruler of the house Hassan, and Duke of Metamor Keep.  Long may h=
is banner wave!"

"Let the record show that this, the 20th day of the month of December, in t=
he year 707 Cristos Reckoning, that this court has convened to discuss the =
case of one Jacob Sparrow, who is hereby accused of twenty-eight counts of =
comic mischief in and around the festivities surrounding the Duke's wedding=
, with ancillary charges including but not limited to: Arson, impersonating=
 a knight of the Red Stallion, impersonation a diplomat of the Southern Mid=
lands, impersonating the Duke, impersonating a priest of the Holy Order of =
the Ecclesia, disturbing the peace, and resisting arrest.  How does the def=
endent plead?"

The bird in the defendent's box ruffled his feathers a moment and replied, =
"On my knees, if I had any, sir."  He then promptly burst out laughing.

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