[Vfw-times] TF moment

[Oren Otter]

This TF moment is brought to you by the Funny Awards committee.

	She steps down onto the front sidewalk and makes his way to the carport.
She's not wearing anything, but she doesn't seem concerned.  The neighbors
know why.  She has her business outfit in her briefcase.  Placing her palms
on the pavement, she feels the engine start to rev.  The skin on her hands
and feet hardens and blackens, becoming vulcanized ruber.  Her eyes gloss
over and become glass.  Upon her back, a cavity is forming.  She reaches
back and tosses her briefcase onto the rapidly materializing passenger seat.
	Large.  Metal.  Powerful.  She is a gorgeous '59 Thunderbird.
	She thinks to herself as she pulls out of the driveway that she's got to
get a real car one of these days.  She doesn't mind the exercize, but she
can't afford the tickets she's been getting for driving without a driver.


-Oren the Otter
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