[Vfw-times] Drinking game for animorphs

[I Want Power]

use only Dr. pepper anything ellse and you'll be a gibbering mute on the
floor.

Drink one when the taxxons show up
Drink two if they do something to gross you out, even after being a fan
of the seires from the start (like when the taxxon in #25 ate itself)
take a drink whenever someone says an andalite word ... and you
understand it.
Drink one when its the morph of choice.
Drink two when its the flying morph of choice
Drink one when Cassie morphs better than the others
Drink once Elfangor is mentioned
twice if by a Yeerk
thrice if they don't swear or add beast to his name
Chug when helmacons show up
Drink one when Visser Three shows up
Drink twice visser three and visser one show up
Drink exta if they talk to each other
Drink extra if they are NOT arguing
chug it all when Visser two shows up
drink once when the animophs aquire a new morph
Every time Ax talks about a wonderful earth invention, take a gulp.
take an extra drink if he says that the invention process went backwards.
Take a drink when Marco 'names' something
Take one drink plus another everytime marco comments on the insanity of
something (cummalitve you'll be plasteed by any maco book in five
minutes)
whenever cassie has a conscience pang, take a drink.(you'll be plastered
in no time.)
chug for a KASU (it will make it easier to overlook)
Chug if some impropable situation happens to take the animophs to an
exotic location and back and doesn't blow there cover they don't gain any
items and otherwise end like every episode of Voyager
Drink fo evey paragraph of Ax and MArco do their your/our hours/minutes
routine (you'll need)
sip continuoustly fo every amount of exposition in the first two chapters
(which is usually all they are)
Drink every time a relationship is mentioned.
Drink if the animorphs meet in the Barn
Drink when Erek arrrives
Drink twice if its info to the mission
Drink three times if he's not seen again in the book
TAKE A DRINK EACH TIME TOBIAS TRIES TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HE IS.
TAKE TWO IF HE ANSWERS HIMSELF.
take an extra drink if someone morphs to the opposite sex.
and one for every "other" transformation.
increase exponentially for every identical morph.
	take two drinks if two animorphs take on identical forms.
	take four if three are identical.
	if four, take 8 drinks.
	if 5, take 16.
	if all six animorphs are identical, take 32.
Ellimist shows up.Drink once when he
keeps flipping tenses 
Shows an obvious affinity to the animorphs or their cause
acts as macguffin to break up pace in books (loosing all the time in
books 1-7, getting Tobias into morphing again, taking the animophs off
earth, etc)
saves the animorphs
Smiles (and it freaks everyone)
IF Drode/Crayak shows up:
Does a gag to show off
taunts someone with knowledge
take a drink every time someone dies.
take two when they come back to life.
Take a drink when Marco 'names' something
Take one drink plus another everytime marco comments on the insanity of
something (cummalitve you'll be plasteed by any maco book in five
minutes)
Every time the yeerks do something really stupid, take a very small
sip.(such as trying to hit a fly with a dracon beam in a public park
without blowing cover.)
Everytime the animorphs whine about the morality of sapitient and privacy
and then go on a killing spree of slug infested mind controlled slaved
not acting of there own will. Chug everything in you house
Drink once when Visser one shows up
Cumulatively fo everyyone of his undelings he hacks or orders to be
hacked and such.
	Drink twice when he kills someone, three times if he's announced he's
gonna do it.
	Drink twice when he morphs something
	Drink four times if its something that is *not*:
		Big (I think a feudian would have a field day with his choice of
morphs)
		Lethal
		Makes loud noise o messy scene
		Attracts attention of public being of the upper three

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